"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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lustik:

"A journey through europe" by Dome via Gorgo.

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thatguyhasabeardandmoxie:

queenofthest0nedage:

epicallyfunny:

Get baking and add these items to your kitchen by visiting atmost20.com/FunBaking

Need all of these in my life

I need all of them.

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Sketch Three: Avant-Garde (R.P.M. 2)

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Tags: Vimeo rpm2

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I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

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batcii:

 

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twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

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jcharelle:

imawhat:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

justaliceoflegend:

minuiko:

safetypinsandmonocles:

cassandraemeraldsong:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”



NO


this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing



OH MY FUCKING GOD


Just gonna leave this here

 #WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

jcharelle:

imawhat:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

justaliceoflegend:

minuiko:

safetypinsandmonocles:

cassandraemeraldsong:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

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NO

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Just gonna leave this here

 

(via buzzfeedgeeky)

mattanapkin:

Matta Napkin #810
http://mattainc.blogspot.com/

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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f1-official:

both our drivers are out, we might as well have fun

f1-official:

both our drivers are out, we might as well have fun

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